Everything is Overseas to Me!
“What is your opinion on lien's tits? What if she had double Ds for a day ;)”
/you’ve killed him
“What’s the longest period of time you’ve gone without showering?”
Well, y’know back when I was still uncolonized and everything…showers didn’t exist, mate, and I didn’t see much point in keeping clean.
So a while.
These days, eh, depends on how long my trips into the Outback last. Up to a week?
/laughing at Europe in general right now
“69”
……..oh you’re hysterical, mate, a true comedian.
“Do you ever go commando?”
-smirks-
That, dear anon, is for me to know and you to…not find out~
“Are you intimate with Lien?”
Uh, duh.
(( ;D /le awkward gif ftw))
“And I don't mean making out, think a little lower.”
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You are goin’ to die a slow, excruciatin’ death.
“You should ask your girlfriend about the things I can do with my tongue.”
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